Sidelined by Emma Hart Release Blitz

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Three people. Three motives. Three reasons.

When the game leaves the field in the second book in the USA Today bestselling BY HIS GAME series and mixes with sex, lies, and betrayal, the future isn’t the only thing on the line…

 

Macey Kelly has sworn off men. Unless they’re going to zip in and out of her apartment—and her vagina—quicker than they can give her an orgasm, she’s not interested. Finding out her boyfriend of three years got her cousin pregnant was a total confidence knock. Luckily for Macey, confidence is

something she has in abundance, so all Mitch’s asshole move did was make her pretty cynical toward men.

The last thing Jack Carr needs at the start of the season is for a dark-haired, sexy as sin, gyspyesque beauty to be consuming his thoughts. Football is his life, which leaves no time for girls. Unless they’re the love ‘em and leave ‘em girls. Becoming one of the best running backs the league has ever seen by racking up the yards is his top priority… not bedding Macey Kelly, despite her affinity for blow jobs and total sexual abandon.

Avoiding each other is the perfect solution, but when your best friends are in a serious living together kind of relationship, that isn’t always an option. Sometimes, sex on tap is the easiest option. And the sweetest.

Until Mitch shows up with a bombshell that could shatter Macey’s perfectly carved out life. It’s been a year, but he isn’t giving her up, not now he has a chance at winning her back. And he knows her buttons. Every single one of them.

Unfortunately for him, Jack Carr isn’t a loser. The star running back has his eye on the Vince Lombardi—and on Macey. But seeing her hanging between them both isn’t something he’s down with, not when he discovers why she’s so against anything more-ish, as she puts it.Macey quickly realizes she’s the ball being passed between two desperate yet opposing teams, and that only one of them can score the touchdown. But will the winner be the guy she lived with and loved for three years, or will the winner be the guy who understands her and makes her body come alive?

In this game, someone will be sidelined, and calling the play isn’t always as easy as it seems.

 

(SIDELINED is a full-length, standalone novel. It’s not necessary to read BLINDSIDED before this book, but it is advised.)

 

 

EXCERPT

“Mitch.” I spit his name like the poison he is. “Seems he has a message for me.”

“Doesn’t matter,” Macey mutters, walking into the kitchen.

She reaches for the tequila bottle, but I dart forward and spin her so her back is against the counter. No way is she drowning her shit in a tequila bottle this time. No fucking running.

“Leah says otherwise, so, M, why don’t you tell me about his message for me?”

“I said it doesn’t matter!” Macey’s eyes flash with an anger and vulnerability stronger than I’ve ever noticed before.

“It does to me!” I yell, leaning into her. My eyes search her face. “It fucking matters to me, babe, so spit it the hell out.”

“I said. It. Doesn’t. Matter.”

“I say you’re full of shit.” My mouth moves to her ear. “You gonna tell me or do I hafta fuck it out of you, huh? I’m not averse to either, but his name could really kill the mood when my cock is inside you.”

Macey shoves at me and I release her. She storms away from me, toward her room, then stops. “You wanna know? You really want to know what that asshole has to say to you?”

“Believe me, babe. I’d love him to say this bullshit to me. Seems he’s a pussy who has to use his ex-girl to tell me though. So let’s paraphrase. I’d love to know what that asshole has to get you to say to me, okay? Enlighten me, baby. Go ahead.”

“‘Tell your fuck buddy he’s playing to win a whole lot more than the Super Bowl this season,’” she whispers. “Or something along those lines. Close enough, I guess.”

Every nerve in my body goes on high alert. Electric jolt after jolt booms through me, my adrenaline peaking with his threat. The threat he can’t even fucking say to my face. More than that, every protective instinct in my body roars to life louder than an MC club starting their bikes. I feel those words crawling over my fucking skin, almost paralyzing in their determination but laughable in their weakness.

“Baby.” I move toward Macey, determined, certain, strong.

She breathes heavily, her eyes screwed shut, her fists clenched at her sides.

“Look at me.”

She shakes her head.

I grab her jaw and force her head up. “Look. At. Me.”

Her eyes open, and in them, I see a roaring sea of fear and uncertainty tinted with resignation to the words she expects. The words she won’t hear.

“What?” Her whispered word is barely audible.

“If you don’t know the rules, you don’t play the game,” I rasp. “Now, Mitch? He thinks he knows the rules. He thinks he can come back into your life and dictate shit his way. I think he’s sorely fucking mistaken, because he has no idea who he’s messing with.” My fingers creep around to the back of her neck, and her back flattens against the wall. “I play a game every day of my life, baby. I know more rules than you can ever believe exist. He thinks he can meet you for a half-assed drink and threaten me? He’s a joke. I laugh. Really, I do.”

“What?” she breathes again.

“If your fucking ex thinks he can walk back into your life, into my life, and threaten me with taking something that is inconceivably, irrevocably, indisputably fucking mine, he has the shock of his life coming to him.” My words are growled into her ear. “Let him play, baby. He has no idea what he’s just done.”

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From Emma Hart, the New York Times bestselling author of the

Game series, comes a brand new series where the game is realer, the tension is

tighter, the sex is hotter, and the stakes are the highest of all…

Two people. Two agendas. Two games.

What happens when the out-there It-Boy of football meets the

secret It-Girl of fashion?

As the daughter of Hollywood’s sweetheart, Leah Veronica

can’t even buy a coffee without finding her face on a magazine stand, so it’s no

wonder she’s launching her first fashion line in secret. With it debuting at

New York Fashion Week in just under a month, extra time in the spotlight is the

last thing she needs.

The son of the best quarterback the league has ever seen,

filling legendary shoes as the L.A. Vipers’ quarterback was inevitable for

Corey Jackson. So was meeting Leah Veronica—the first girl to hand him his ass

without putting a hair out of place.

Getting the handsome, prickly blonde into his bed becomes

his number one goal. But getting the sexy, over-confident footballer the hell

away from her becomes Leah’s—at least until she realizes the best way to do

that is to give him what he wants.

If only it was that simple.

When Corey discovers who she is, and private photos of

Hollywood’s finest find their way online, everything they thought they knew is

thrown into disarray.

And when secrets are exposed and hearts are shattered, they

have to figure out if they’ve been blindsided by love or reality, and if it’s

worth running the extra yard to win the game they never meant to play.

 

 

By day, New York Times and USA Today bestselling New Adult author Emma Hart dons a cape and calls herself Super Mum to two beautiful little monsters. By night, she drops the cape, pours a glass of whatever she fancies – usually wine – and writes books.

 

Emma is working on Top Secret projects she will share with her followers and fans at every available opportunity. Naturally, all Top Secret projects involve a dashingly hot guy who likes to forget to wear a shirt, a sprinkling (or several) of hold-onto-your-panties hot scenes, and a whole lotta love.
She likes to be busy – unless busy involves doing the dishes, but that seems to be when all the ideas come to life.

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tag17My name is Cale Kinley and I’m a fucking Virgin

Well, with the exception of my tongue. The countless things I can do with my tongue are bound to leave you breathless and begging for more, but more… is something that I can’t give. It’s a choice. My choice.

There’s a reason for that. A very good reason, and that reason is her.

Riley.

She’s the only woman that I want to bury myself deep in. The one woman I have wanted since I was old enough to fuck.

I never got my chance though, because she left. She had no choice and it stung like hell. But I couldn’t let her leave without telling her how I felt. I wanted her to be my first and I didn’t give a shit how long I’d have to wait.

It’s been six years and now she’s back and sexier than all hell. Just the sight of her stops my damn heart from beating. I want her and for more than just having her as my first.

I’m determined to have her in every way possible. She thinks this is still a game; that I’ve already given myself to countless women. What she doesn’t know is that I have a lot of willpower.

When I want something as badly as I want her, I don’t let shit stand in my way. I’m going to prove that to her. There’s just one little problem I need to take care of…

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She lives for a good romance book with tattooed bad boys that are just highly misunderstood and is not afraid to be caught crying during a good read. When she’s not reading or writing about bad boys, you can find her watching her favorites shows such as Sons Of Anarchy, Dexter and True Blood.

She is the author of Wake Up Call, This Regret, Slade, Hemy, and Get Off on the Pain. Victoria is currently working on more releases for 2015.

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Dante’s Redemption by Jamie Whitley Release Blitz

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6c0d2-synopsisDante Santoro knew he was destined for great things. Growing up with two dead beat parents, Dante was forced to become an adult before his time. Deciding to change the world, Dante distanced himself from the only life he knew, the life of drugs and crime.

After going through school and training, Dante became a detective in the local police force. Keeping focused on getting drugs off the streets, he limited friends and outside connections.

Finding himself the perfect candidate to go undercover, he never anticipated the one person he thought was safe could jeopardize it all.

Will Dante be able to succeed at making the streets a safer place or will his destiny alter the course of the life he lives forever?

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Jaime Nicole Whitley is a wife and a stay at home mom to her two children. She grew up in New Jersey where she continued her education and became a medical assistant. She now lives in North Carolina where her husband is stationed with the Army. Jaime also co-writes novels under the name Lena Nicole.

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After Dark by M. Pierce Review

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Synopsis

In the final novel of the Night Owl Trilogy from bestselling author M. Pierce, can a passion that has withstood many ordeals become a love strong enough to last a lifetime?

At twenty-nine, Matt Sky is trying to return to normal, having faked his death and come back to life. He and Hannah move to a simple house in the suburbs, and strive to grow their relationship into something durable and honest. They become more and more entangled, in the best ways possible.

At twenty-eight, Hannah finally has the life she’s always wanted: she’s pursuing her career as a literary agent at Granite Wing Agency, she is writing her first solo novel, and she is living with her hot, passionate lover. For the first time, Matt and Hannah are able to explore intimacy without inhibitions—without lies, secrets, or jealousy—and the results are explosive.

Still life together is not as easy as it seems. Matt is estranged from his brothers in the wake of his cruel stunt; Seth Sky, embittered by his failed pursuit of Hannah, makes a play for Hannah’s sister; and the topic of Hannah’s novel—her relationship with Matt and the Sky family—is driving a wedge between her and Matt. The lovers are devoted to one another, having come through many ordeals, but is their bond strong enough to last a lifetime?

Review

 How do you begin to write a review for the last book in one of the most amazing erotic series you have ever read?  It is damn hard, I tell you.  I read After Dark two weeks ago and I have been stewing over it.  Going over my notes again and again.  The truth is, is that this book is the best in the series which freaks me out.  I want to do this book justice.  On top of that, I am sad.  So so sad.  It is over.  It is time to hop off of the Matt and Hannah train but I am not ready.  It feels like their relationship just began.  It feels like a million things have happened.  It feels like the beginning and the end.

After Dark picks up pretty much where Last Light ended.  A huge proposal and even bigger misunderstanding between Matt and Hannah.  Also Matt is hiding things again.

 EXHIBITIONISM

I want to fuck her with an audience.  

 It does seem to be his method of operation and one of very reasons we love his character so much.  He is so incredibly flawed and somehow that draws me to his dark personality all the more.

HUMILIATION

I want to see her at the end of a leash. 

But really.  Doesn’t he realize that at this point in the game there is pretty much nothing that he could do or feel that would shock sweet Hannah?  She knows him through and through, even if he doesn’t think she does.

PUNISHMENT

When she’s bad, I want to tell her so.  I want to take out my anger on her gorgeous body.  
I am constantly aching.

She accepts Matt and all his idiosyncrasies.  Even his most wicked wants and thoughts couldn’t possible chase his Little Bird away.

Matt’s secrets are not really the meat of this story, though.  The real story is about coming together honestly, the future and what it holds.  Hate. Grief. Love. I have to admit M. Pierce really through me for a loop with this one.  After Dark is ridiculously surprising is so many wonderful ways.

“My heart can barely hold you.”

But it was in so many ways completely heart wrenching and took a turn that I totally didn’t expect.  It was crushing and I found myself laying in bed surrounded by tissues wanting to cuddle Matt and pat Hannah on the back.

Didn’t Matt and I play with death once?  We did.  I lied and pretended;  he wore it like a cheap Halloween mask. 
Now it came to collect.

And the sex.  God, it was so sexy.  The eroticism this time around took this book to a whole new level.  As always every scene was beautifully written; put there to inspire the deepest and darkest of emotions within us.

“Fear kept my eyes closed, but I longed to look at him:  shirtless, aroused, wielding that black whip.
In my mind’s eye, he looked…beautiful.”

M. Pierce writes a dramatic erotic romance like no other.  I am so incredibly sad that this beautiful story with two of my most favorite characters ever is over.  But the ending might have just been worth it.  It was just gorgeous.  And kinda perfect.

“It’s a good story, Matt.  It’s an even better life.”

~Amie

 

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The Design by RS Grey Release Blitz

Title: The Design

Author: R.S. Grey

Release Date: March 1, 2015

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Five minutes until the interview begins.

 

Fresh on the heels of her college graduation, Cameron Heart has landed an interview at a prestigious architecture firm.

Four minutes until the interview. 

She knows she’s only there because the owner, Grayson Cole, is her older sister’s friend.

Three minutes. 

For the last seven years, Grayson has been the most intimidating man Cammie has ever had the pleasure, or displeasure, of being around.

Two Minutes. 

But the job opportunity is too good to pass up. So, Cammie will have to ignore the fact that Grayson is handsome enough to have his own national holiday. 

One. 

After all, she shouldn’t feel that way about her new boss. And, he will be her new boss.

“I’m not scared of you,” I said with a confident smile.

“Perhaps we should fix that, Ms. Heart. Close the door.”

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I paused just outside of the front doors and took a deep breath, trying to get my bearings. I was twenty minutes early for my interview. My outfit was still wrinkle-free. My pad-folio was filled with extra copies of my resume and reference letters, and I’d rehearsed every possible question that Grayson Cole would ask:

Greatest weakness? My inability to settle for anything less than what I deserve. I’m stubborn and persistent.

The honest answer? My inability to overcome my schoolgirl crush on you even though you’re a self-righteous ass.

I would NOT be giving him the honest answer.

I am a lover of books, chocolate, reality TV, black labs, and cold weather. Seriously, if I had it my way, I would be curled up on the couch with all of those things… everyday.

I live in Texas where I spend my free time writing and reading. My favorite authors include Mindy Kaling & Jonathan Safran Foer. I’m a comedy geek and love all things “funny”. Women like Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Mindy Kaling are definitely the biggest inspirations for my writing, though I think my work tends to skew a bit smuttier than theirs.

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The Design by R.S. Grey Review

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Five minutes until the interview begins.

Fresh on the heels of her college graduation, Cameron Heart has landed an interview at a prestigious architecture firm.

Four minutes until the interview.

She knows she’s only there because the owner, Grayson Cole, is her older sister’s friend.

Three minutes.

For the last seven years, Grayson has been the most intimidating man Cammie has ever had the pleasure, or displeasure, of being around.

Two Minutes.

But the job opportunity is too good to pass up. So, Cammie will have to ignore the fact that Grayson is handsome enough to have his own national holiday.

One.

After all, she shouldn’t feel that way about her new boss. And, he will be her new boss.

“I’m not scared of you,” I said with a confident smile.
“Perhaps we should fix that, Ms. Heart. Close the door.”

**This book is a STANDALONE. It follows two side characters from The Duet, but every detail you need to know will be included.**

Review

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Getting an early copy of The Design by R.S. Grey for me is like looking in the freezer and finding out someone has bought you your favorite flavor of ice-cream, utter bliss! From the moment I read my first R.S. Grey book I knew she would be one of my favorite authors. I have a soft spot for smart humor and a swoony hero and these are two things she does very well.

“Greatest weakness? My inability to settle for anything less than what I deserve. I’m stubborn and persistent. The honest answer? My inability to overcome my schoolgirl crush on you even though you are a self-righteous ass. I would NOT be giving him the honest answer.”

Greyson Cole has been the man Cammie Heart has desired since she first met him when she was a senior in high school, but being six tears younger and not even on his radar she has always know what she feels for him will just be a crush. Now out of school and applying for a job at his architectural firm, Cammie must face the man she has lusted after for years, the man who has treated her like she doesn’t exist in his world, the man that holds the keys to her future.

“I had two choices: I cold give up my little crush on Grayson, just move on, and forget about the idea of being with him, OR I could make sure that I was dresses to kill during our dinner on Friday and put up a real fight. I liked option two far more. After all, I wasn’t a quitter.”

Greyson Cole has secrets too and when Cammie finds out she decides to use those to make her last few months in LA memorable. Soon, Cammie will be taking off to prove to herself that she can stand on her own two feet. But can the man she has wanted since she was just a little girl stand in the way of the plans she has made for herself?

“I needed to step up my game. Maybe Brooklyn had a push up bra I could steal. Yeah, that was a good idea. Step one: blind him with my boobs.”

Greyson is successful, determined and an ass. He ignores Cammie and treats her like a child, all the while fighting his urge to devour her. What is it about men in books acting like assholes that makes me so happy. Maybe I just like to see them come around for the right girl. Greyson and Cammie walk a fine line between right and wrong. Between their age difference, him being a good friend of her sister, her leaving for Paris soon and then there is the fact that he is her BOSS!! So much is fighting against these two and yet when they are together it all feels right.

“That kiss . . . That kiss was everything.”

While Greyson made this book for me, I do have to say seeing Cammie and Brooklyn together again was so much fun. The banter between sisters threatened to steal the show and who knew that Jason could be so witty and charming. Brooklyn and Cammie certainly brought the humor to this book.

“Yeah, we get it. Two pop stars fell in love while riding horses and eating cow pies. Boooring. You guys are lie a Lifetime movie where the moral is ‘be attractive'”

For me personally, The Design is one of the best books that R.S. Grey has written. The characters were complex and charming and the story gripping. I quickly became emotionally involved and took very personally anything that got in the way of the happiness of these two. To say I became attached might be an understatement. R.S. Grey has a true talent for being able to pull so many emotions from her readers, one minute I would be laughing my head off and the next close to tears.

“You’re walking home? It’s eleven at night.” “Don’t worry, I have ice cream and chopsticks.”

I don’t know what future books R.S. Grey has planned but I can tell you I, for one, will be reading them.

~miranda

The Perception by Adriana Locke Release Blitz

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Title:            The Perception

Author:        Adriana Locke

Genre:        Contemporary Romance

Release Date:    March 1st

Synopsis:

There is no greater burden than a secret, and Kari Stanley has been carrying one alone for a long time. But fate intervenes in the form of a broken down car and the kind offer of assistance from a handsome stranger with a sweet, southern drawl. In exchange, all she has to do is go to dinner with him. Temptation was never so sweet.

Max Quinn has secrets of his own. His good deeds aren’t just a product of his southern upbringing; they’re his atonement. As one dinner turns into two, he realizes that Kari just might be his salvation.

As they struggle to find their path together, their secrets weigh heavier on them. Will they be able to trust one another with the truth, or will their secrets keep them apart forever?

Author Bio:

Adriana Locke lives and breathes books. After years of slightly obsessive relationships with the flawed bad boys created by other authors, she has created her own.

The Exception was Adriana’s debut novel and released late last year. The Perception is a stand-alone that follows two secondary characters from The Exception. Her third novel, Sacrifice, will be released Summer 2015.

Adriana lives in the Midwest with her family. She spends copious amounts of time playing with her kids, drinking coffee, and cooking. Her favorite things include sunshine, candy, and random quotes.

She loves to hear from readers. You can find her:

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Well, well, well. What do we have here?

I spotted a woman standing in front of her car a few spots from mine in the parking lot. Her head in her hands, she stared at the front of her vehicle. I just finished my meeting and really wanted to go back home, but I couldn’t leave a woman stranded in the heat.

Not with a clear conscience.

And not with an ass like that.

“Somethin’ wrong?” I asked, shutting my truck door behind me and walking slowly towards the brunette.

She turned her head and a smile slowly spread across her pretty face. She stood, wiping her hands down the sides of her green workout shorts. Her body was lean and tight and I wanted to run my hands all over it.

She was little as hell, probably a good foot shorter than my 6’2” frame. Her tight white tank top showcased her breasts in the best way possible. Her hair was piled on top of her head, strands sticking to the back of her neck.

Her smile grew wider as I made my way across the parking lot. Sweat dotted her smooth, tanned skin and she wiped her brow with the back of one hand.

The beauty raised her eyebrows, her green eyes lighting up.  “My car won’t start.” She ran her gaze down my body, making little effort to conceal the fact that she liked what she saw.

That makes two of us.

I flashed her a smile and cleared my throat. I needed to focus, but that was easier said than done. The last thing I wanted to do was come across like Cane, my friend with no couth.

“What seems to be the problem?” I unlatched the hood and raised it open.

“I turned the key and got nothing but a buzzing sound,” she huffed, crossing her arms in front of her.

I looked up, the movement catching my attention, and my gaze landed right on her chest.

“What are you looking at?” she asked cheekily.

“Nothin’ you shouldn’t be proud of.” I blew out a breath and laughed.

She giggled and I immediately wanted to hear it again. I wanted to make her giggle, to see that smile, over and over.

Trying to put some distance between us, I made my way to the side of the car. I felt her eyes on me, the smell of her coconut perfume messing with my mind. I needed to focus on the task at hand and not on the thing I wanted to be handling.

Damn, I’d love to handle that little body.

I checked the battery and saw the problem right away. I tightened the loose cable and checked the other before standing back up. I leaned against the car and folded my hands in front of me. I had to figure out how to play this to my advantage. My mind raced through possibilities and I shot her a serious look.

“This is just my luck,” she said, reading way too much into my expression. “And I thought this week couldn’t get any worse.”

“Wanna talk about it?” I grinned, watching her cute-as-hell act. I didn’t know what her week had been like, but I knew I was more than willing to take her mind off of it for a couple of hours.

“So you’re a mechanic and a counselor?”

“I can be whatever you want me to be.”

Her mouth twisted in amusement, her eyes lighting up. “Is that so? You’re a jack-of-all trades then, Mr.—”

“I’m Max Quinn, the man that can service any and all of your needs.”

She laughed, her cheeks blushing. “Okay, Max. The first need I have is getting this car running.”

“The first need, huh? Does that imply that there may be more needs that require my services?”

She pressed her lips together, obviously enjoying the innuendos. “It’s a possibility. You know how things go—you take care of one thing and then suddenly something else, you know, pops up.”

“Pops up? Interesting choice of words…”

She laughed again, tossing her head back. Drops of sweat rolled down her neck and it took everything I had to not leap across the car, throw her over my shoulder, and into the back of my truck. I could imagine that little body wrapped around mine, that giggle piercing the air as I had my way with her.

“If I can get this car running, and that’s a big ‘if’, what do you think is a fair price for my time and effort?”

I figured I’d give her a chance to either play along or opt out. As much as I’d like to get to know this little beauty, I wasn’t going to press myself. It wasn’t my style.

“I’m not sure,” she smiled. “What are you thinking?”

“Well, I don’t really have anything else to do today. But it could take hours.”

“Really?” She looked alarmed. “I don’t want you—”

“It might take minutes,” I cut her off, shrugging.

She tossed me a flirty smile, one hand on her narrow hip. “Are you sure you’re up for the challenge?”

“Ah, sweetheart. You have no idea.”

Biting her bottom lip, her eyes sparkling, she ran a hand down the side of her neck. She knew exactly what she was doing to me. “Fair enough. What’s it going to cost me?”

“It’s going to cost you two things.” I tapped my fingers against the hood of the car and waited for her response.

“Two things?” She sighed dramatically, rolling her eyes for effect. “Well, my options seem pretty limited, so let’s hear it.”

“The first thing is your name. Only seems fair that I know whose car I’m fixin’.”

The gorgeous girl in front of me cocked her head to the side. She was smarter than I gave her credit for. I knew she was attracted to me and I knew she’d give me her name, but she was smart enough to consider it first.

“Kari Stanley,” she said finally.

“Alright, Kari Stanley. The second thing you need to do before I fix your car is say yes.”

“Say yes?”

“Say yes to having dinner with me tonight. I think that’s totally fair. If I get this fixed, the least you can do is share a meal with me.”

She pretended to consider my proposal, her tongue darting out to lick her bottom lip.

“How do I know you’re not a serial killer?” she asked playfully.

I grinned mischievously. “I never said I didn’t bite.”

Her jaw dropped. She started to speak but nothing came out but another laugh.

“But I promise you’d like it if I did.” I narrowed my eyes, fighting the grin on my face, too.

She looked shocked for a split second and then regained her composure, trying to play it cool. “Okay. If you can get this started, I’ll go to dinner with you. But I have to say—I’m a little disappointed in your creativity. For some reason, I expected you to want more than a meal.”

I tossed her the keys and a wink. “Don’t be. You don’t know what all dinner entails.”

She caught her key ring with a grin. “Fair enough.”

“It’ll be better than fair, I promise. Now quit wastin’ time and use those,” I said, nodding to the keys in the palm of her hand.

“What do you want me to do with them?”

“I want you to start the car.”

She stared at me blankly. “What part of ‘this car doesn’t start’ don’t you understand?”

“What part of ‘start the damn car’ don’t you understand?”

She eyed me curiously before climbing into the driver’s seat. A look of disbelief crossed her face as the engine roared to life. “What the…”

I shut the hood of her car.

“Meet me at Maisano’s on Scottsdale Road at six, sweetheart.”

“Wait. How did you…”

I laughed, starting towards my truck. “Maisano’s at six—be there.”

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Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter.

Johnson Fitzwell’s first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loud–as in, he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Thanks to Johnson’s handsome face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream.

How could she not fall for him? Dove’s only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. However, his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic, unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is off to a galloping, farting start.

Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom, and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. Neither will help. So, drop your pants and turn to the left and cough. I hope you’re not allergic to latex, because it’s time to fill your prescription. Anally.

Oh God. We’re talking about me being naked,

in the shower with cooter cream. Please world, end. Kill me.

“I know

it’s not soap. I just… if it’s scented… I can’t do scented. Flowers and stuff

like that. Fruit-flavored soaps make… things… burnish.” She could tell from the

peeks at his face Mr. Fitzwell had never stepped foot in bath and lotion store,

wanting to try the array of fun fragrances. Nor had he purchased Peppermint

Candy shower gel, foamed up his nether regions, and felt like he had dipped

them in lava. Dove crossed and uncrossed her legs at the memory.

Mr.

Fitzwell seemed concerned. “Okay, just a heads-up. It’s definitely not good to

put any fruits or plant life near your genitals.” He made a V with his hands

and formed his own pretend vagina in front of his pants.

Dove

covered her eyes and tried to defend herself because now she could hear the

sickly older woman beating her supporters with a purse.

Dove’s

mumbling got louder with her embarrassment. “I don’t put weird things down…

there. Just make sure that the cream’s vagina-scented. Just plain. For

vaginas.” She kept her eyes on the counter.

 

–>

There are a lot of eyes in Debra

Anastasia’s house in Maryland. First, her own creepy peepers are there, staring

at her computer screen. She’s made two more sets of eyes with her body, and the

kids they belong to are amazing. The poor husband is still looking at her after

17 years of marriage. At least he likes to laugh. Then the freaking dogs are

looking at her—six eyeballs altogether, though the old dog is blind. And the

cat watches her too, mostly while knocking stuff off the counter and doing that

internal kitty laugh when Deb can’t catch the items fast enough.
Debra has a smattering of books in a

few genres. There are two in the Seraphim Series and three in the Poughkeepsie

Brotherhood Series with a prequel, Poughkeepsie Begins in the near future. Fire

Down Below is the first in the comedic Gynzaule Series. The second, Fire in the

Hole, will be published in late 2015. The Revenger, a dark paranormal romance

will debut this summer. And last, a novella called Late Night with Andres is

special because 100% of the proceeds go to breast cancer research. (So go get

it right now, please!) You can find her at DebraAnastasia.com and on Twitter @Debra_Anastasia. But be

prepared…

 

 

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Synopsis

Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter.

Johnson Fitzwell’s first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loud–as in, he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Thanks to Johnson’s handsome face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream.

How could she not fall for him? Dove’s only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. However, his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic, unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is of to a galloping, farting start.

Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom, and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. Neither will help. So, drop your pants and turn to the left and cough. I hope you’re not allergic to latex, because it’s time to fill your prescription. Anally.

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Review

“Her first UTI had snuck up on her like a hairy little kitten.”

So, It is the night before the book goes live and I am sitting here looking over my highlights and notes still dumbfounded as to what I am going to say and how I am going to rate this hot mess, train wreck of a romance novel (I say these things lovingly and mean them only in the sense that I feel the author purposefully wrote a book that is a hot fart mess.)

“His Adam’s apple was like his throat’s erection. Dominant.”

Part of me wants to be like I am a 32 year old romance loving mother of 3 and this book is clearly written for a horny 13 year old boy going through puberty. But the other part of me can admit to reading the book straight through, laughing out loud and forcing my co-blogger to talk endlessly with me about it, all of which point to a book that deserves a higher rating. So here I am torn between 3 I am too good for this high and mighty stars and 5 I can’t believe she said that and I peed my pants laughing stars. How about we call it 4 and move on!

“Bitch. Do you think we’ll get arrested or something if we go in there? Cause I don’t have time for that tonight.”

 

This is where I normally give a quick plot summary but seeing as how I am still unable to wrap my mind around this book how about I just type up some of my notes I had to myself while I was reading this book instead.

1.  WOW, So there really is a lot of farting/potty talk in this book she was not exaggerating

2. It’s ironic that the main character’s name is Dove like the soap because I feel like I need a good cleaning now.

3. I must incorporate the phrase  “Cock communist.” into my everyday life.

4. If Matt Stone and Trey Parker (creators of South Park) wrote a romance novel this would be it!

5. I need book two, what does that say about me as a person that I so desperately need book two.

6. I feel like something bad might have happened to Debra Anastasia as a child.

Those are just a few of the crazy (some incoherent) thoughts and notes I jotted down while reading.

“@Debra_Anastasia didn’t respond. She was probably masturbating thinking of writing her next sex scene.”

I enjoyed Dove and Johnson but the real stars of this book were the neighbors in her building. For all his grossness I completely grew to love Duke. He was oh so gross but a good friend and had many of the funniest moments of the book. I loved that Debra made herself the crazy smut writing author next door along with her husband. Debra and Mr. Anastasia were both hokey and a riot and I don’t know if she is insane for doing this or a pure genius. I. just. don’t. know. If you strip away all the pre-pubescent humor you will find a romance story under there and you will be rooting for Dove to get their HEA that every shy girl with a secret wild side deserves.

“I will hope for a stripper pussy of power.”

Fire Down Below is what it is, a hokey fart filled book that surprisingly has a romance story that this romance blogger can get behind. Did I love every minute of this book, honestly no but that is because fart talk makes me cringe and I have a horrible case of second hand embarrassment syndrome, wherein I feel so overwhelmingly embarrassed for these characters (often at times when they themselves did not,) But for the most part I was constantly giggling and always intrigued.

~miranda

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of Us, and Again. She lives in Portland, Oregon with her very patient husband,

a neurotic dog and two cats.