Tapping The Billionaire by Max Monroe Review
5 Smooches
Synopsis
Blind dates? Online dating profiles? Been there, done that.
Georgia Cummings has zero luck with dating, and the era of the internet is not her friend.
No matter how fast she runs, how many corners she turns, she can’t find her way out of this weird, alternate universe where men think dick pics are a replacement for small talk and getting to know a girl. One more crotch selfie and she might write men off for good…
But why can’t she stop fantasizing about him?
Kline Brooks is the quintessential billionaire bad boy—dark, styled, short hair, muscles for days, and a panty-dropping smile.
Except—he isn’t.
As his employee, he won’t touch her with a ten foot pole.
But she won’t touch him either.
Too bad their hormones missed the memo.
Review
‘It’s not that I didn’t enjoy nights out or the company of a beautiful woman. I loved women. I loved every fucking thing about them. I just didn’t love the idea of having drunken sex with some chick I picked up at a bar. I wasn’t a fan pf Pussy Roulette, and when I ate one, I wanted to be able to remember the taste.”
This book completely took me by surprise and in the best way possible. Kline Brooks is now has a permanent spot on my favorite book boyfriend list. He is alpha and yet sweet, excitable and yet patient and the things he says melt me heart and warm my libido.
‘My vagina was sealed tighter than Fort Knox. A proverbial “do not pass go” zone for all cockbandits begging entry.’
Kline and Georgia’s story is sweet and fun. Kline is nothing like any Billionaire I have read. He’s not a playboy or mean to his employees. He is so professional and respectful that up until now the only thing he had noticed about his Director Of Marketing (Georgia) is her record of being a great employee and an asset to his company. But let me tell you, once that switch is flipped it is on! L:ike Donkey Kong. He is insatiable and relentless and never doubts how she makes him feel.
‘When I opened my eyes, I realized I had just gone to a place I could never come back from. Kline Brooks had just been inaugurated into my spank bank rotation. And he’d given me the best orgasm I’d had in a long fucking time.’
Romantic comedies has always been a genre I loved and gravitated towards but lately I have been having a hard time connecting to the ones I have tried to read. I thought that maybe I was outgrowing them or maybe my taste have changed . . . but Tapping The Billionaire reaffirmed that I do indeed love this genre. It was everything I look for in a feel good book right down to having enough drama and angst to give me the feels.
“Yes, just like that. Christ, baby, when you catch fire you motherfucking burn.”
Honestly, you should read this book., it is impeccably written and deliciously fun and sexy! I don’t know who these two mysterious authors are that make up Max Monroe (although something in the writing feels very familiar) but together they have delivered an amazing book.
~miranda
