5 Smooches
Synopsis
Relationships are for the weak. Those individuals who have a problem being just that … individuals, people who can’t fathom standing on their own two feet and not being defined by another human being.
I’m not, nor have I ever been, one of those people.
I’m me. Nothing more, nothing less. You can take it or leave it, but usually, they take it. And I proudly give it. Every. Last. Inch.
Companionship only lasts as long as it takes me to leave my card on the counter as I’m leaving before she wakes up.
My name’s Dexter MacFadden. What’s your number?
Review
“I’m a callous prick, but they know that going in; they just think they’ll be the one to save me from my foolish ways.”
When I read the synopsis for this book I just knew I would love it. An asshole man who has sex with women around the world and when he is done he leaves a card with a answering service and rates them on the back, I needed to read this book and I am so glad I did.
“Thank you erotic romance novels. Men around the world are singing your praises.”
Dex is a bit of a jerk but truth be told he isn’t doing a ton wrong. The women he gets with know the score and are still down for a good time. Still when the world finds out about his dating lifestyle that doesn’t stop them from labeling it a sex scandal. Never mind the fact that he is a professional photographer who has never actually slept with his models. Well almost never, there was the one at the beginning who he cared deeply for but in the end she became his best friend not lover. And when his world blows up on him its her he runs to and hides out with her and her little girl.
“Sex scandal? How the hell is this a sex scandal? I wasn’t trying to hide anything other than my identity to protect the clients I had and my safety. I’m not a politician. I didn’t take an oath promising to keep my dick in my pants.”
I started reading this book because the premise was fun and new. I couldn’t put it down because even though he wasn’t a perfect guy or even the nicest guy I fell in love with Dexter. As much as a master as he was at sex and living the high rolling lifestyle when it came to love and relationships he was so innocent and had no idea what he was doing. I never expected him to be such a sweet guy and I desperately want more! Also, his BFF, former model now single mom Briar was awesome! She knew just how to deal with him and was always there.
“Ladies and gentlemen. No need to worry. All is right in the universe. Dexter MacFadden’s packed away his vagina and reattached his dick. Women of London, watch out, Dex’s on the prowl.”
Calling Card had just the right mix of story, great intriguing characters and good sex to keep me interested and the story flowing. The sex in the story while amazing was not overkill as sometimes in these books it can be but was definitely HOT and mixed in with just enough humor to keep me blushing and laughing the whole way through.
“‘It’s cute.’ And there goes my ego. My dick isn’t cute; it’s a beast . . . a monster . . . a weapon of mass destruction . . . not fucking cute.”
This was my first foray into Ashley Suzanne novels and all I can say is I will definitely be looking for more to buy and read!
~miranda
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