4 Smooches!
Synopsis
I have one rule: Don’t shit where you eat.
Several of the women in the condo complex I own would love some one-on-one playtime, and why wouldn’t they? I’m young, fit, attractive, and loaded. Not to mention I’m packing a sizable bulge below the belt. It’s a combination that drops panties on a regular basis.
Yay, me, right?
But my cock, troublemaker that he is, has been confined to my trousers by my business partner. A concession I agreed to, and one that’s never been hard to enforce until Emery moves in across the hall. She’s smart, young, determined, and sexy as hell. I want a taste. I won’t stop until I’m buried deep inside the succulent new-in-town brunette.
After being warned about my past, she does her best to steer clear, but I’m about to show her that underneath it all, I’m a guy with a heart of gold and a cock of steel.
My name is Hayden Oliver, and this is my story.
SCREWED is standalone romantic comedy by New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author Kendall Ryan.
Review
I love me a good Kendall Ryan fun read and that is exactly what Screwed is. I didn’t really read the synopsis before checking this book out, well, because I trust Kendall to give me what I need. So, I was pleasantly surprised that this book was damned hilarious!
“You fucked and then left before their pussies were even dry.”
So very crass but so funny too. See, Hayden Oliver has been warned by his friend and business partner to quit sleeping with their willing female tenants. It is bad for business and some of them hold a very horrible grudge. Hayden agrees and instead befriends Emery, his newest tenant, even though he wants her like mad.
‘Shit. Have I just been rambling on about how much I love pussy?’
The sparks fly between these two and the snarkiness back and forth was just amazing. The sexual tension is off the charts and somehow this all channels to complete shenanigans and funny times.
“Blow jobs are my spirit animal.”
If you are a fan of sexy and funny text back and forth between the hero and heroine, then this one will definitely check all of your boxes. I happen to love that in my romance novels. I can always count on Kendall for a good read. Whether, sexy and dark or a funny romcom, she never lets me down.
~Amie